First Page Live In 72 Hours

We Build Advertorial Pages That Force Cold Traffic To Convert

We're direct response marketers who craft deeply-researched pre-sell pages that convert cold traffic like Eugene Schwartz in his prime — slashing your CPA and unlocking new audiences to scale into.

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For 7-to-9-figure brands spending $50k+/mo on Meta

$30M+

Meta Spend Managed

$900K+

Ad Spend To One Page

10+ Years

In Direct Response

Brands We've Built Funnels For

Auri Noble Goli Nutrition Better Brand TrimRX

Creative volume isn't the problem. Where your ads land is.

You 10x'd creative output to feed Andromeda. You're still pointing all of it at the same PDP — a page built to take an order, not to sell a stranger. The algorithm found the buyer. Your default PDP lost them.

Cybersecurity Insider

Cybersecurity Insider

Lead Gen Advertorial

Mushroom Blackout Cleaning

Mushroom Gummies

Product Presell Page

GLP1 Insider

GLP1 Insider

Comparison Funnel

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The Mistake

Cold Traffic → Product Page

A stranger clicks your ad expecting answers and lands on a catalog. No story, no context, no reason to keep reading. They bounce in 3 seconds, and Meta still charges you for the click.

  • cancel 80-90%+ of cold clicks bounce from no context
  • cancel CPA climbs every time you try to scale
  • cancel Sending expensive ad creatives to a default page
The Strike Process

Cold Traffic → Pre-Sell Advertorial

We intercept the click with a story that educates the buyer, answers the objection, and frames your product as the obvious choice — so they arrive at checkout already sold.

  • check_circle Educated buyers convert at a far higher rate
  • check_circle Lower CPA makes more audiences worth scaling
  • check_circle A scalable funnel that unlocks new cold audiences
The Solution

The Strike Process

How we systematically convert skeptical clicks into high-intent buyers — powered by deep market research.

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radar

We Mine Your Customer's Desires And Voice

Before we write a line, we comb Reddit, Amazon reviews, and support tickets for the exact fears and phrases your market actually uses. The page ends up sounding like it was written from inside their head.

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draw

We Engineer Narratives That Break Resistance

Real direct-response writers shape that research into a long-form advertorial that educates and entertains. It reads like a native article, not an ad — and walks the reader straight to "I need this."

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We Design The Page To Convert And Scale

Premium, mobile-first designs styled as trusted native articles to disarm skeptical buyers. Once launched, we use hard data to continuously A/B test the headline, hero, and lead until CVR climbs.

Lightning Fast Execution

From Kickoff to Live Page in 72 Hours

We know that in direct-response, speed to market is everything. We built our entire infrastructure to move fast without cutting a single corner on research.

First Call

The Kickoff

We align on your offer, your core avatar, and your immediate goals. You hand over any existing data, and we get straight to work.

24 Hours

Audience Mining

We dive deep into Reddit, Amazon reviews, and support tickets to extract the exact fears, desires, and phrases your market actually uses.

48 Hours

Narrative Engineering

Our direct-response writers shape the raw research into a compelling, long-form advertorial that systematically breaks down buyer resistance.

72 Hours

First Page Delivered

Your initial, conversion-engineered advertorial is built, live, and ready for you to start testing traffic immediately.

7 Days

Full Package Delivered

Your complete package—including multiple angles, creatives, and assets—is fully designed, optimized, and handed over ready to scale.

You run the brand. We run the funnel.

Plug-and-play, end to end

Stop stitching together a copywriter, a designer, and a developer and praying it ships. We hand you a complete funnel — research, copy, design, the matching ad creative, and ongoing testing — built only for cold-traffic scale. Your first page goes live inside week one, then we keep building and testing on a steady cadence.

  • done Deep customer & market research
  • done Direct-response advertorial copy
  • done Matching static ad creatives
  • done Premium mobile-first design
  • done Brand-safe dedicated domains
  • done Ongoing A/B testing & iteration
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Why StrikeFunnels

We understand speed is everything.

Running growth for 8-figure brands, our biggest friction point was getting a good page live because no one could write copy that converts. We built StrikeFunnels to remove that bottleneck with done-for-you advertorials at speed.

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    $30M+ in ad spend directly managed on cold traffic. We started as affiliates before bringing those exact tactics to ecomm.
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    $900K+ scaled to a single page on one angle, still climbing. Another past $150K. See screenshots →
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    3x'd an 8-Figure DTC brand as Head of Growth over three years, almost entirely on cold acquisition.
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    10,000+ ad scripts written or approved. We understand the funnel and the consumer on the deepest possible level.
Milo Steimle

Milo Steimle

Co-Founder

Chris Loparco

Chris Loparco

Co-Founder

The aftermath of Strike.

Real results from brands that stopped sending cold traffic to a product page.

$900,000+ Meta Ad Spend

$900K+ spent on one page

A single angle we built, scaled profitably and still climbing.

$150,000+ Meta Ad Spend

$150K+ spent on another

A second funnel scaling on cold traffic — same method, different angle.

Is this a fit?

This is for you if…

  • check You're a 7-to-9-figure brand spending $50k+/mo on Meta
  • check Growth has plateaued and your pixel is saturated
  • check You're done sending cold traffic to a product page
  • check You'd rather run your team than build pages
  • check You want one partner who owns the funnel

This isn't for you if…

  • cancel You want a web design agency to build your product page
  • cancel You want a CRO agency to optimize your existing website
  • cancel You want to micromanage every headline we write
  • cancel You're looking for the cheapest option, not the best ROI
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Questions you're probably asking.

Is this just AI-generated copy that I could do myself?
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Absolutely not. While we use LLMs for deep customer research and pattern recognition, the bulk of our copy is generated by humans. AI gives us the raw data; we turn it into psychology that converts. We obsess over every single word that goes into the final product. We do not ship generic "AI Slop" generated by lazy prompting.
What do you need from us to get started?
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Very little. To start, just your website and a few of your best-performing ads. Once we're working together we'll ask for analyst-level (view) access to your ad account so we can see what's actually spending and converting, plus your brand assets. You don't write briefs, you don't build anything — that's the entire point.
How fast can we have funnels live?
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Your first conversion-engineered page is delivered and ready to launch in exactly 72 hours. From there, your complete project—research, copy, design, and ad creatives—is handed over in 7 days. No six-week discovery phase, no waiting on your internal team.
How is this different from my CRO agency or a cheaper page shop?
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CRO agencies tweak what already exists — button colors, layouts, the odd headline test — and call it a quarter. Cheap page shops hand you a templated page off a generic prompt and disappear the day it ships. We do neither. We build pre-sell advertorials from scratch, grounded in real customer research, then keep testing them every week they're live. Most of all, we've actually spent millions of our own money on cold traffic — so we build for the metric that matters (profitable scale), not best-practice theory.
Who owns the pages and creative if we stop working together?
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You do. Everything we build for your brand — the pages, the copy, the ad creative — is yours. We'll walk through exactly how hosting and any dedicated domains are handled on the call, so there are no surprises and nothing is ever held hostage.
Do you work in my vertical?
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Our deepest experience is in health, wellness, and supplements — including GLP-1 and telehealth — which is also where compliance and ad-policy risk run highest, so it's where our dedicated-domain approach matters most. That said, our method is built on research, not category. We've applied the same system to hard goods and other DTC products. If we're not confident we can move the needle for you, we'll tell you on the call.
What if the funnel doesn't beat our current product page?
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Then we keep working until it does, or we're honest with you that it won't. Every page is continuously A/B tested against the levers that move money, so we're improving in real time — not shipping once and walking away. And before you ever commit, the free strategy call will tell you straight whether the angles are strong enough to be worth your time. If they're not, we'll say so.

Ready to lower your CPA and scale your winning ads?

Book a free strategy call. We'll dig into your funnel and show you the exact angle we'd build first — before you spend another dollar.

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